London food review list

 

Each restaurant review is scored out of a quiet eating 10/10.

10 – sell your children to go here.

9 – worth a trip, even if difficult/annoying/painful.

8 – something special, somewhere to consider becoming a favourite.

7 – a good meal, although probably not worth a repeat soon.

6 – decent.

5 – average, think generic fried chicken.

4 – bearable (just).

3 – only go if you are feeling particularly masochistic.

2 – best avoided.

1 – avoid like the plague, you might catch something there (like some malady or even worse a reputation for lacking any discernment of food).

 

Scores are comprised of 70% food, 10% ambience, 10% value and 10% presentation.  Although, I do make exceptions on occasions when restaurants see fit to abuse their patrons.

 

After much nagging, I have included potentially irrelevant information such as location, cost and type of cuisine.   Now you unfortunately don’t get that little thrill of trying to guess what the name means which goes to show that there is no pleasing everyone.

 

Click on the columns below to sort the table accordingly or just type in a restaurant name to find if I have reviewed it.

Restaurant nameScore/10PostcodeCostCuisine
Ledbury, The9.5W11£££French
Kitchen Table9.5W1£££Modern European
Lyle's9E1£££Modern European
Sketch9W1£££French
Sushi Tetsu9EC1£££Japanese
Albion8.5E2££Modern European
Aster8.5SW1£££Nordic
Bayleaf8.5N20£££Indian
Benihana8.5SW3£££Japanese
Bubbledogs8.5W1££Eclectic
Caffe Napoli8.5W1£Coffee
Cinnamon Lounge8.5TW7££Indian
Copper Leaf8.5KT1£££Spanish
Harwood Arms8.5SW6£££Modern European
Ikoyi8.5SW1£££African
Indian Accent8.5W1£££Indian
La Petite Maison8.5W1£££French
Luca8.5EC1£££Italian
Mantovani 19468.5W1£Coffee
Monmouth8.5WC2£Coffee
Normah's Cafe8.5W2£Malaysian
Barbary, The8.5WC2££African
Waterside Inn, The8.5SL6£££French
Allpress8E8£Coffee
Artisan Bristro Chelsea8SW10££Modern European
Bleeker St. Burgers8E1£American
Brawn8E2£££Modern European
Chakra Kensington8W8£££Indian
Clipstone8W1£££Modern European
Dirty Bones8W8££American
E5 Bakehouse8E8£Bakery
Flat White8W1£Coffee
Gauthier8W1££French
Ginza Onodera8SW1£££Japanese
Hereford Road8W2££Modern European
Jamavar8W1£££Indian
Kanada-ya8WC2£Japanese
Kiku8W1££Japanese
Kitty Fisher8W1£££Modern European
Kricket8SW9£Indian
La Dame De Pic8EC3£££Modern European
Laksamania8W1£Malaysian
Morito8EC1££Spanish
Mother8SW8££Italian
Ole & Steen8SW1£Bakery
Padella8SE1£Italian
Palomar8W1££Middle Eastern
Pasta Remoli8N4£Italian
Pavilion Cafe8E9££Modern European
Pearl Liang8W2£Chinese
Princi8W1£Bakery
Pure Indian Cooking8SW6££Indian
Quality chop house8EC1££Modern European
Ramblas8W1£Spanish
Rosa's Thai8E1££Thai
Gentlemen Baristas8SE1£Coffee
Square, The8W1£££French
Wigmore,
The
8W1££Modern European
Toa Kitchen8W2£Chinese
Toconoco8N1£Japanese
Where the pancakes are8SE1£Modern European
Workshop Coffee8W1£Coffee
Anglo7.5EC1£££Modern European
Assenheims7.5EC2£South American
Bangalore express7.5EC3££Indian
Bao7.5W1£££Chinese
Boki7.5WC2£Coffee
Chakra Riverside7.5KT1£££Indian
Clove Club, The7.5EC1£££Modern European
Core7.5W11£££Modern European
Department of coffee and social affairs7.5EC2£Coffee
Dum Briyani House7.5W1££Indian
Fera7.5W1£££Modern European
Goldmine7.5S2£Chinese
Granger & Co7.5N1£Modern European
Greenhouse, The7.5W1£££French
Hedone7.5W4£££Modern European
Jacob the Angel7.5W1£Coffee
Bab, Le7.5W1££Middle Eastern
Marksman7.5E2££Modern European
Native7.5WC2££Middle Eastern
Ninth, The7.5W1£££Modern European
Over Under Coffee7.5W1£Coffee
Patara7.5W1£££Thai
Petite Coree7.5NW6£Korean
Pitt Que7.5W1£American
Pollen Street Social7.5W1£££Modern European
Roti King7.5NW1£Malaysian
Taste of India, A7.5W1££Indian
Paint Heron, The7.5SW10£££Indian
Portman, The7.5W1£££Modern European
Wright Brothers7.5SE1££Modern European
Yorica7.5W1£Vegetarian
Zelman Meats7.5W1£££American
Androuet7E1£French
Applebees7SE1££Modern European
Augustine Kitchen7SW11££Modern European
Berenjak7W1££Middle Eastern
Bonjour Brioche Cafe7NW3£French
Bright Courtyard7W1££Chinese
Bun House7W1£Chinese
Camino Bankside7SE1££Spanish
Caravan7EC4£New Zealand
Clarke's 7W8£££French
Coriander7HA5££Indian
Coya7W1£££South American
Darjeeling Express7W1£££Indian
Engawa7W1£££Japanese
Flat Iron7WC2£American
Flour and Grape7SE1££Italian
Frog7WC2£££Modern European
Galley,
The
7W1££Modern European
Hoppers7W1£Indian
Jin Go Gae7KT1££Korean
Kaffine7W1£Coffee
Kiln7W1£££Modern European
Figa, La7E14£Italian
La Fromagarie7W1£French
Le Gavroche7W1£££French
Les 110 de taillevent7W1££Modern European
Locanda Locatelli7W1£££Italian
Lorne7SW1££Modern European
Machiya7SW1£Japanese
Modern Pantry7EC2£Modern European
New Street Grill7EC2££Modern European
On the Dak7WC1£Korean
Pho and Bun7W1££Vietnamese
Pimlico fresh7SW1£Modern European
Pizza Union7E1£American
Portland7W1£££Modern European
Prufrock7EC1£Coffee
Roganic7W1£££Modern European
Salon7SW9£Modern European
Scandi Kitchen7W1£Nordic
Smokestak7E1£££American
Smoking Goat7WC2£Thai
Social Eating House7W1££Modern European
Social wine and tapas7W1£££Spanish
SuperStar BBQ7WC2££Korean
Tabun Kitchen7W1££Middle Eastern
Gate, The7EC1££Vegetarian
Mac Factory, The7W1£Italian
Rooftop Cafe7SE1£Modern European
Tostado7W1££American
Violet Cakes7E8£Bakery
WA cafe7W5£Bakery
Andina6.5E2££South American
Atariya Swiss Cottage6.5NW6££Japanese
Berber &
Q
6.5E8£Middle Eastern
Bonhams6.5W1£££Modern European
Bottega6.5E1£Italian
Dinner6.5SW1£££Modern European
Dishoom6.5W1£Indian
Foxlow6.5EC1£££American
Frenchie
6.5WC2£££Modern European
HKK6.5EC2£££French
Honey and Spice6.5W1£££Middle Eastern
Lantana6.5EC1£Modern European
Launceston Place6.5W8£££French
Little Social6.5W1££Modern European
Manna6.5NW3££Vegetarian
Nordic Bakery6.5W1£Coffee
Oklava6.5EC2££Middle Eastern
Paradise Garage6.5E2£££Modern European
Parlour6.5NW10£££Modern European
Polpetto6.5W1££Italian
Rochelle Canteen6.5E2££Modern European
Sabor6.5W1£££Modern European
Song Que6.5E2£Vietnamese
St John Bread and Wine6.5E1£££Modern European
Breakfast
Club, The
6.5E14£American
Ivy Cafe Marylebone, The6.5W1££British
Vapiano6.5SE1£Modern European
Wing Zone6.5N4£American
Yen6.5WC2££Japanese
Yoshino6.5W1£££Japanese
Begging bowl, The6SE15££Pan Asian
Blacklock6W1££American
Duck Duck Goose6SW9££Chinese
Exmouth Coffee House6E1£Coffee
Flor6SE1££Modern European
Franco Manca6E14£Italian
Gopal's corner6SW1£Malaysian
Helene Darroze6W1£££French
Ichi Riki6SW1£Japanese
Jose6SE1£££Spanish
Kitchen W86W8££Modern European
Madame D6E1££Chinese
Mann's6TW7££Chinese
Master Wei6WC1£Chinese
Medlar6SW10£££Modern European
Nopi6W1£££Middle Eastern
Obica6E14££Italian
One Sixty City6E1£American
Outlaw's6SW3££Modern European
Ozone Coffee6EC2£Coffee
Pidgin6E8£££Modern European
Pizza Pilgrim6E14£Italian
Sichuan House6N1£Chinese
St John Maltby6SE1£Modern European
Heron, The6W2££Thai
Theo's simple Italian6SW5£££Italian
Tonkotsu East6E8£Japanese
Twigs6E8£Modern European
Yamagoya Ramen6W1£Japanese
Cay Tre5.5W1££Vietnamese
Chick 'N' Sours5.5E8£American
Chisou5.5W1££Japanese
Elliot's5.5SE1£Modern European
Eneko5.5WC2££Modern European
Grand Imperial5.5SW1££Chinese
Hoi Polloi5.5E1££Modern European
Lotus5.5E14£Chinese
Mazi5.5W8££Modern European
Shotgun5.5W1£American
Smith's5.5E1£££Modern European
Stax5.5W1£American
Yosma5.5W1£££Middle Eastern
Bird5E2£American
Bistro 515SW1£££Modern European
Black and Blue5SE1££British
Bone Daddies5SW1£Japanese
Cinnamon Kitchen5EC2££Indian
Darbaar5EC2£££Indian
Duck and Rice5W1£Chinese
Foley's5W1£££Modern European
Haché5EC2£American
Koffman's5W1££Modern European
Le Pont de la Tour5SE1££French
Mulberry Bush5SE1£Modern European
Murakami5WC2££Japanese
Plum Valley5W1£Chinese
Riding House Cafe5W1£Modern European
Spring5WC2£££Modern European
Wild Honey5W1££Modern European
Indian zing4.5W6££Indian
Kintan4.5WC1£££Japanese
Barrafina4WC2£££Spanish
Cafe Murano4SW1££Italian
Culture Grub4SE1£Chinese
Hibiscus4W1£££French
Ichiryu4WC1£Japanese
Ippudo4E14££Japanese
Kurumaya4EC4£Japanese
Little Georgia4N1££Eastern European
Phoenix Palace4NW1£Chinese
Pierino4SW7£Italian
Tang4WC1££Chinese
Narrow, The4E14££Modern European
Wing Wing4WC1££Korean
Lime Orange3.5SW1£Korean
Bella Cosa3E14£££Italian
Big Easy3E14££American
Buvette,
La
3TW9£French
Low, Slow & Juke3SW1£American
Oliver Maki3W1£Japanese
Rabbit3SW3££Modern European
Tap3W1£Coffee
Fire Station, The3SE1££American
HER2N1£Coffee
Royal China2E14£Chinese
10 Heddon Street8W1££Italian
Bancone7WC2££Italian
Lurra4W1£££Spanish
Dusty Knuckle Bakery6E5£Bakery
Omotosando Koffee7.5W1£Coffee
Som Saa6E1££Thai
Jugemu9W1£££Japanese
Monocle Cafe8.5W1£Coffee
Uoichi7E14££Japanese
Gloria8EC2££Italian
Circolo Popolare7W1££Italian
E Pellicci8E2£Modern European
Nude Expresso7E1£Coffee
Bonnie Gull6W1£££Modern European
Holy Shot6E2£Coffee
Ozone Coffee Roasters7EC2£Coffee
Aquavit5SW1£££Nordic
Orrery8W1£££French
Katsune 1004N1££Coffee
Brat8.5E1£££Modern European
Hawksmoor6.5SE1££British
Levan8.5SE15£££Modern European
Da Terra9E2£££Modern European
Cornerstone9E9£££Modern European
Perilla6N16£££Modern European
Eat Tokyo6WC2££Japanese
Brunswick East8.5N16££Vegetarian
Bodeans6SW4££American
Bluebird Brothers8SW11£Coffee
Mildred5E8£££Vegetarian

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