Who are you?
The quiet eater is a pseudonym for me, myself and I. I thought of trying to make it sound more enigmatic than that but (as with many things in my life) I failed.
Why should I keep reading?
Despite this lapse in constructing a clever introduction, some people seem to appreciate my other talents.
Through recognition by visionary people (thank you), I am a multi-award winning photographer (being featured in the Telegraph, the Sunday Times, the Daily Mirror, Audley Travel and the Sony World Photography Awards) and all the photos of this website belong to me. My written consent is required for digital or hard copy reproductions.
This blog has also gathered accolades for its restaurant reviews by food critic websites (Zomato, Bookatable and SquareMeal).
Published hardcopy work
I am also a published author of an auto-biography, which details my exciting life, under the imprint Routledge.
It also seems that I am unintentionally gaining something of a reputation in the food related industry and people now seem to solicit my attendance, which is puzzling to me given that others seem to actively avoid me at times. Although the pleasure of my company may be sought, I do not allow invitations to influence my posts, a disclaimer will also follow at the bottom of the relvant review. For examples please click here, here or here. I would rather eat my hat then give a delusory report. Which would be amusing but difficult given my hat’s size.
I want to provide some unsolicited commentary, how do I talk to you?
Should you have any comments, queries (constructive abuse only please) or seek my presence, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
From Japan, some individuals waiting to give their constructive criticism. The one on the left wasn’t so enthralled with my photo taking skills. Maybe I should have just waved a banana around instead of my camera.
Alternatively, you could just fly away if this is a bit too much verbiage.